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i’ve finally found a state worse than oklahoma. worse than south carolina, georgia, or even florida. that, my friends, is kansas. not only is it mind-numbingly long, with unchanging scenery, and, at night, isn’t so much pitch black as the complete absence of light…

no, not just that. it also can kill you in so many different ways — hail, tornadoes, hurricane strength wind gusts, cow stampedes, flash floods, police checkpoints with killer drug dogs, swarms of locusts, mudslides, water turning to blood, death of the firstborn….

tl;dr — i have been driving for 16 hours. never, ever go to kansas.

I was thinking, “kansas isn’t that bad. nice rolling hills, wide highways, 75mph speed limit…”
and then this. kansas is the new jersey of the midwest. at least i can pump my own gas though.

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